- "I dare you to read this," I said.
- She said, "What is it?"
- I told her it was a voodoo curse but, really it was a takeout menu from Royal Ninja House and we both knew it.
- She took the menu from me and read out loud the noodles as though they were a way to make people's skin fall off.
- Then, she read the eggrolls as though she were dooming someone to be eaten by dogs.
- Finally she got to the entrees and read them in the style of a mad voodoo priestess challenging the laws of physics with her own special brand of magic.
- Everybody was happy and drunk and neither of us were real.
Admit it. I am Tony Santiago. I am an award winning writer, comedian and filmmaker. Also, I like pants.
Monday, May 30, 2011
"I Dare You To Read This"
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