Imagine, if you will, a disembodied beard........somehow it is intact and floating towards you. Somehow...somehow it is staring into your eyes, though it has none. It knows you....you can't place where you may have met this hovering beard. In another life perhaps?
Now imagine it is getting closer....and closer. Just then, the beard begins screaming "Do you find me attractive?!?" in a terrifying screechy voice.
You're beginning to question the universe.
Now stop imagining that.
It's stupid. You're being very immature.
Really? A floating beard? Questioning the universe?
Who the Hell do you think you are?
.........written by tony santiago, all right reserved
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