Hello America

   I began singing before knowing what I was going to sing. Is this wise?  Sure. I think so. Dancers make shit up until it "feels right". Doctors who perform breast implants throw a bunch of stuff in there until they "feel right." So guess what, Loyal followers. I rocked out this here 4th of July song until it "felt right". And boy howdy, did it!  (I'm speaking, of course, to my good friend, Boy Howdy, if you are not him, I can't believe you're reading this very private correspondence.)