"The Best Thing Since 1928"

          In 1928, the invention of sliced bread became commonplace and was the best thing since itself. Also in 1928, my Grandpa John was born although he hasn't really taken off yet.

        He was invented by his father's sperm and his mother's egg (respectively). But he was given up for adoption so we don't really know who they were and my full ethnicity is a bit of a mystery and could be responsible for my unusual features.
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