Saturday, August 20, 2011

Evaporating Busey

            I have been asked by a follower to blow their mind today. Very well. Prepare to have thy skull opened and thy brain removed so that I may blow on it with my super breath until it is so cold you die.
Little Known Fact: If you throw actor Gary Busey at the sun it not only kills Gary but, gives the sun giant teeth. Then, the sun will look like it is going to donate 2 Scoops of raisins to your hearty bowl of bran flakes. Let that germinate in your breakfast nook.


 

2 comments:

  1. Is it the tacos on your breath that makes it super?

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  2. It is the love in my heart. And the plutonium in my molars.

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