Nerd Dating Tips: A nerd poem

                       This is pretty self explanatory. You know what else is? Poop. If I say that word it is like everyone knows exactly what I am talking about. Try it. Ask someone at a dinner party if they would like some Poop. 9 times out of 10 you'll get a NO and a face that tells you, "Tony was right." They never say, "Tell me more about the meaning of your question." Because Poop says it all. And yet this wonderful word is not in the dictionary? Go figure.